Rio is like your wife or your motherinlaw.

里約熱內盧就像你的妻子或者丈母娘

Rios, let's see if your boss likes the idea of this new deal more than you do.

里奧斯 去問問你的頭兒 喜不喜歡這個主意

Rio needs our favelas like a body needs a heart.

貧民窟之于里約 正如心臟之于身體

Rio has many sights popular with the tourists, but... this neighborhood is not one of them.

里約有很多能夠吸引游客的景點 可是...這個街區可不在其列

Rio has tried everything to try and fix what they see as the problem of the favelas.

里約熱內盧想盡一切辦法 嘗試解決他們所謂的 貧民窟問題

Now that is the spirit that I've been looking for, but let's channel it into something constructive, like getting me on the other side of the rio grande.

這才是我想要看到的精神 但是讓我們談點建設性的問題 比如怎么把我送回美國去

Eminente, mi general quiere que mueves las trapas al otro lado del río.

長官 將軍讓你 把隊伍帶到河岸對面去