Emmy, this is our ticket to scholarships.

艾米 這是獎學金入場券

Emmy, you're kind of a girl sort of.

艾米 你也算是個女生 差不多吧

Emmy, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I don't love you.

艾米 我想了很久 事實是 我不愛你

Emmy used me as her nerd cover story.

艾米用我這個書呆子當擋箭牌

The nominations for the daytime emmys were just announced.

日間艾美獎入圍名單剛剛公布了

Emmy's been my best friend since second grade.

艾米從二年級起就是我最好的朋友

I just said that I did because I thought it would help me win an emmy.

我裝病是因為我以為 這樣可以博同情拿艾美獎

Emmy, there are some people in your life right now that you sort of have these kind of crushes on.

艾米 現在你的生活中有人 是你喜歡的

But it'll be worth it just to see the *ile on my face when I win that emmy.

只要能在艾美領獎臺上展示傾城一笑 一切都是值得的

In the meantime, we put you and emmy in witness protection, straighten out yours and your parents' immigration status, and hopefully put you back in college.

我們還會安排你和艾米加入證人保護計劃 解決你和你父母的移民身份問題 并且有望讓你重回大學校園