My yogi tells me that time doesn't exist.

我的瑜伽導師告訴我 時間并不存在

I'm going to do some shinrinyoku with some yogi pals.

我要和我的瑜伽伙伴們去泡森林浴

My mom is dating a yogi who only eats raw.

我媽的對象是個玩瑜伽的 他只吃生的東西

Hell, I will get you my yogi's information.

我還會給你我的瑜伽老師的聯系方式

Handsome yogi who wants to talk about your feelings.

愿意跟你談感受的帥氣瑜伽導師

No, honestly father, this yogi chap is an absolute scream.

不 說實話 父親 這個瑜伽伙計太好笑了

Now, in the hands of a yogi shyster who's apparently touchyfeely in more ways than one.

現在在一名瑜伽*手里 而這人顯然對很多事都非常敏感

Well, my father was a diplomat, so we traveled a lot, and this one time in India, a yogi came to visit us and he taught me how to read the future.

我的父親是名外交家 所以我們經常旅游 有一次在印度 一位瑜伽修行者來見我們 他教了我如何看到未來