Never makes a muff when he's around.

每次他在時 她都不敢吭聲

You've got some bit of muff that's gonna rock my world.

你的那點雞毛蒜皮事已經夠我煩的了

Day care parents don't appreciate morning muff.

日托小孩的家長可不想大清早就見你的草叢

Well, then those muff pearls will all turn to sand.

那些發套上的珍珠終歸要化為塵土

It's only gonna get up to the mid30s, so be sure to wear your muffs and scarves out there.

都快趕上30年代中期了 出門時請務必戴上您的暖手筒和圍巾

As a friend I'd appreciate it if maybe you'd stop being a cockblocker, or, you know, muff buffer.

作為朋友 我會很感謝的 只要你不再做"阻雞器" 或是 "護陰機"

I spent my afternoon doing her bikini line, because she's too shy to get her muff out in front of strangers.

我花了整整一下午給她做比基尼區塑形除毛 因為她怕讓陌生人看到她的小叢林

And so I began my travels, with little more than a compass, a yearning for adventure, and several crates full of unsold muffs.

所以我僅僅帶著 指南針和對冒險的渴望 還有好幾箱沒賣掉的暖手筒 踏上了旅程