My family's catholic and my mother is catholic.

我家信天主 我媽媽也是

Plus, you're only kind of a catholic.

而且 你只能勉強算是天主教徒

And if you were a real catholic, you'd know that's what we do.

如果你是真正的天主教徒 你會知道我們就是這樣

Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it.

兩個天主教學校的女孩精通這個

Having to work doesn't make you a bad catholic.

必須工作并不代表你是壞的天主教徒

She's that very catholic lady that sleeps next to you.

她可是睡在你身邊的虔誠*教信女

So, I understand you're not interested in any catholic colleges.

所以 你對任何天主教大學都沒興趣

I mean, really, we are having a traditional catholic wedding.

我們還有個傳統天主教婚禮要舉行呢

I'm sweating like a catholic on judgment day.

我出的汗比天主教徒在審判日出的都多了

Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much.

天主教徒很著迷雕像 我們就不那樣