My dad would buy me a watermelon at a farmer's market, then I'd spot a couple that looked like they had cash, had them run into me, the watermelon would drop, crack open.

我爸會在一個農夫市場給我買一個西瓜 然后我會盯上一對看起來帶有現金的* 讓他們撞到我 西瓜落地 摔成幾瓣

I once cheesed a slice of watermelon.

有次我在一片西瓜上加了芝士

I walked in on your balls deep in a watermelon.

我走進去的時候你在操西瓜

holding you in like a hot watermelon.

抱著你就像抱著個燙手的西瓜

Everyone but her will have double watermelon.

除了她之外的所有人 都要雙倍西瓜味的

But I don't want cherry. I want watermelon.

但我不想要櫻桃味的 我想要西瓜味的

I sliced a watermelon perfectly in twain.

我把一個西瓜完美地切成了兩半

This is a jelly bean, probably watermelon.

這是軟糖 大概是西瓜味

My head sweats like a watermelon at a picnic.

我頭上的汗水就像野餐的西瓜一樣多水

Lost a load hidden in a watermelon truck.

損失了一批藏在西瓜運輸車里的貨