Well, I'll save you some kung pao beef.

好吧 我給你留點宮爆牛肉

He'll survive, but your kung pao chicken may be cold.

他會好起來的 但你的宮保雞丁可能涼了

Imagine there's a 20foot circle of kung pao tofu around me.

想象我周圍有20英尺的宮保豆腐

I come bearing first aid supplies and kung pao chicken.

我帶了急救用品和宮保雞丁來

But I just ate a whole order of kung pao chicken and lo mein.

但是我剛吃了一份空爆雞丁和撈面

Just sitting there, working her way through a box of kung pao and a mountain of paperwork.

就坐在這 大口吃著 宮保雞丁 忙著成堆的文件

Okay, well, now seems like a good time to find out if you like kung pao chicken.

好吧 這時候最適合 檢驗你是否喜歡吃宮保雞丁了